The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Randomize