Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
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She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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