Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
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Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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