i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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