is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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