dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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