Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
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We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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