Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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