I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
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the ceiling is raining jello shotss
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
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I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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