i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
as a side note pls kill me
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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