Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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