addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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