Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
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Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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