it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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