I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
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I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
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The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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