sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
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I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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