one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
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Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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