Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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