gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
literally had 100 drinks last night.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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