Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
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