We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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