Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
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The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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