it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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