Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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