he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
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I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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