Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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