I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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