East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
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Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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