you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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