What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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