I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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