your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
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Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.