pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Randomize
