I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
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My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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