is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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