Cold hands, warm shart.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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