Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
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Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Your cock deserves a montage
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
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How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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