Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Come share oat with me in your robe
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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