If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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