school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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