thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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