it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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