A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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