Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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