Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
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Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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