in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
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and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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