For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I party with great urgency now.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
