Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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