I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
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I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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