your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Randomize
