ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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