That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
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I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
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Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS