i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
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No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
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He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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