doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
he thought i was a dude.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
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I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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