so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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