You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
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He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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