my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Can Purell be used as lube?
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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