I must be too annoying 4 u.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
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HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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